SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
January 01, 0001 | By **A. Sinclair**
Alt porn outlet SuicideGirls is getting into the dating sim game, bringing its brand of “naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars” (read: naked girls) to the iPhone with the app Seduce A SuicideGirl. It may be shallow, but it may also be brilliant. The official announcement may call it “our version rummy nobel of those old choose your own adventure stories,” but we recognize it as a slightly more tattooed dating sim. The goal? Pick up Zoli Suicide at a comic book store by making the right conversational choices, enjoy a “sexy 17+ make out session with 
her.” Oh, it doesn’t sound nearly as deep as other dating sim game offerings, but how many Tokimeki Memorials end with 
a undies only 
action in a comic book shop bathroom? Failure to pick up Zoli will result in on-screen humiliation and no make out. Does this virtual random encounter sound like your cup of rummy royal tea? 99 cents at the App Store and its yours for the Yono all app one-handed playing. Seduce A SuicideGirl [iTunes]
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