SuicideGirls Release Dating Sim iPhone App
January 01, 0001 | By **A. Sinclair**
Alt porn outlet SuicideGirls is getting into the dating sim game, bringing its brand of “naughty, internet, art-sleaze superstars” (read: naked girls) to the iPhone with the app Seduce A SuicideGirl. It may be shallow, but it may also be brilliant. The official announcement may call it “our version [[link]] of those old choose your own adventure stories,” but we recognize it as a slightly more tattooed dating sim. The goal? Pick up Zoli Suicide at a comic book store by making the right conversational choices, enjoy a “sexy 17+ make out session with 
her.” Oh, it doesn’t sound nearly as deep as other dating sim game offerings, but how many Tokimeki Memorials end with 
a undies only 
action in a comic book shop bathroom? Failure to pick up Zoli will result in on-screen humiliation and no make out. Does this virtual random encounter sound like your cup of [[link]] tea? 99 cents at the App Store and its yours for the [[link]] one-handed playing. Seduce A SuicideGirl [iTunes]
Comments
LuckyCharm60
The bonuses are nice and offer great value, although they could be a bit more frequent. I love being part of the VIP program, which gives me extra rewards and makes me feel appreciated as a loyal player.
GameWizard850
Website layout is very clean, intuitive, and easy to navigate. I can quickly find my favorite games, access promotions, and check my account details without any confusion. It’s a pleasure to use.
CoinQueen23
The bonuses are nice and offer great value, although they could be a bit more frequent. I love being part of the VIP program, which gives me extra rewards and makes me feel appreciated as a loyal player.